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| "Tough Buck From Brocket" or There and Back Again by Charles Manager of Lenny Red-Nuts Owner of Victory Planet Studios Reminiscent of J.R.R. Tolkien’s famous novel The Hobbit or otherwise known as There and Back Again, Lenny Red-Nuts sings about his circular journey away from his hometown of Brocket, Alberta, to the big city of Edmonton, his life-journey of experience and learning, and his return to Brocket to be reunited with his true-love Perline Pricklybush. "Tough Buck From Brocket" is the most heart wrenching and the most intellectually stimulating of all of Lenny’s songs featured on his new CD Tough Buck From Brocket. The funeral and death of Lenny Red-Nuts’ old friend Clayton Magnet prompts Lenny to go on a journey of self-discovery to learn about himself and learn about the world around him located in Alberta, Canada. Lenny first encounters resistance with his knife fight in the seedy Edmonton bar known as The Cromdale. A man, the cousin of Johnny Gunn, insults Lenny’s true love Perline Pricklybush, so Lenny must defend her honor and his life. The RCMP and the Edmonton City Police are still investigating this knife fight. After the fight, Lenny runs from the police and aside from looking for a place to hide, he looks within himself to reconfirm his identity as a tough buck from Brocket. He also discovers the love that he once had for Perline Pricklybush, who is now married to Johnny Gunn, is still strong within him. Lenny goes from The Cromdale Hotel to the neigbourhood of Beverly. There he meets a young Native woman from Saskatewan. Lenny, trying to drown out the pain of love-lost, takes this woman to The Drake Hotel and has paid sex with her for twenty dollars. Lenny confirms his manhood by bedding the young prostitute and keeping her all night with some pot and his container of stinkweed. In the morning, Lenny realizes he has learned all he needs to learn from the big city and decides to return to his home in Brocket and be reunited with his true-love Perline Pricklybush. At the conclusion of "Tough Buck From Brocket," this song leaves the listener understanding Lenny’s predicament and at the same time wondering if Lenny will be successful at regaining the love of Perline Pricklybush.
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| LENNY RED-NUTS TOUGH BUCK FROM BROCKET CD I got a new CD. Ill be in da bridge inn dis wekend. Singin an promotin my CD
"Tough Buck From Brocket." Dat fuckin' whitey Well Lenny; You were right. How could I resist letting the rest of the world hear your talent? I almost cried when I heard the tender "Tough Buck from Brocket " You sang 'got into a knife fight and stabbed him in da gut'. That was too much but your "In Da Studio" tribute to Brocket, Alberta left me in awe. Of course "Dat don't impress me Iris" where you tell off Iris Larrett left me in deep thought. I thought; What does Shania look like naked? And what would she do with that case of Coca Cola Classic that you should have won Lenny? You really went disco on "I'll drink and drive" Lenny. Were you on Acid while recording "Hotdogs"? If you weren't you made me feel like I should have been by the time I finished listening to the eerie "Journey of Clayton Magnet". Congratulations on a job well done Lenny! Even if you were pissed during the studio recording, you can barely notice it... uh yeah.
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The following letter was submitted by popular manager of Lenny Red-Nuts ,
Charles Kang!YES, SUZY, THERE IS A LENNY RED-NUTS We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of Brocket99.net: I am 16 years old. Some of my slutty friends say there is no Lenny Red-Nuts. Dad says, "If you see it on Brocket99.net, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Lenny Red-Nuts? Suzy Shot Both Sides Suzy, your slutty friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their demented minds. All minds, Suzy, whether they be men's or children's, are a little warped. In this great reserve of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world outside of Brocket about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, Suzy, there is a Lenny Red-Nuts. He exists as certainly as Branvin and Lysol and Treaty Checks exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its best hotdogs, chips, and pop. Alas! How sober would be Alberta if there were no Lenny Red-Nuts! It would be as sober as if there were no Suzies, Claytons, or Ernies. There would be no pow-wows then, no firewater, no sex to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which Rock n' Roll fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in Lenny Red-Nuts! You might as well not believe in Ernie Scar. You might get your dad to hire men to watch in all the liquor stores on Christmas eve to catch Lenny, but even if you did not see Lenny Red-Nuts staggering down the street, what would that prove? Nobody sees Lenny Red-Nuts sober, but that is no sign that there is no Lenny Red-Nuts. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see Clayton dancing behind the Esso? Of course not, but that's no proof that they weren't there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in Alberta or even Canada. You tear apart the bottle of Branvin and see what makes the swishy noise inside, but there is a teepee covering the unseen world, which not the drunkest buck, nor even the united intoxicating effect of all the drunkest bucks that ever lived could tear apart. Only firewater, sex, drugs, stinkweed can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernatural Rock n' Roll beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Suzy, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Lenny Red-Nuts? Thank the Great Spirit he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Suzy, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of many squaws. Rock n' Roll Damnation and a have a great Rodeo Days!!!! |
In this day and age, employment is a very important and equally competitive aspect of everyday life. Most people have to work and, believe it or not, there are jobs to be had in Brocket where job competition compares to corporate competition in both large and small North American companies. Now, in no way am I calling Brocket, Alberta a metropolis, but for those who want to work, you must have connections in the higher-ups in the Peigan band. Like many corporations, it’s not what you know but whom you know.
Let’s forget the big music industry names like Peter Yellowhorn, Sunny Mosquito, and Lenny Red-Nuts for a second and go look down at the common man, the everyman found in individuals such as: Johnny Gunn, his wife Perline, and the ever memorable Clayton Magnet. In these individuals, you’ll find the workin’ man, the drinkin’ man, the loiterin’ man. In these individuals, you’ll find Lynol and Tom.
Now who should be fired, you may ask. But first, let’s put the Chev Impala in reverse and talk about how a Non-Brocketonian knows about the rivalry between Lynol and Tom. Featured in pictures originally taken by Lori, there stands a mobile home or trailer of some sort that features Fire Lynol, with Lynol’s name later spray-painted out and replaced by Tom. Most of you reading this have seen the pictures, if not, visit the Lenny Red-Nuts site which features these pictures as wonderful postcards that you can send to friend’s relatives, your brothers and sisters, and Grandmaw too!
Obviously Lynol and Tom both know each other but how close is their relationship? Were they workmates, cousins, brothers, what? That is the mystery. The fact that their names are still displayed prominently on the side of that trailer in Brocket, shows how eternal their rivalry is. And why hasn’t anyone removed the graffiti depicting their disagreement? Now let’s look at this closer
Now, Tom must have originally written Fire Lynol. Lynol taking offense to this, sprays over his name and replaces it with Tom’s name. Now I can understand Lynol’s anger over this and why he would spray-paint over his own name and replace it with Tom’s, but why would Tom instigate this? Perhaps both Lynol and Tom were working for the same employer. Perhaps a position at work needed to be cut. Maybe their conflict was a result of both loving the same woman. There are rumors in Brocket but nothing concrete. Like the Great White Buffalo, the reason remains elusive. So for now, we will have to enjoy the pictures by Brocketologist Lori and wait for either Lynol or Tom to come forward.
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