IT'S NOT JUST THE TWO CD SET. GET TON'S OF BROCKET 99 RELATED SONG PARODY'S AND BROCKET TYPE BITS HERE. ALL DA GEAR YOU NEED EH!

 

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You sent us the Brockett Discs earlier. We have all enjoyed them very much. We have this Australian Sgt with us on exchange and he laughed his head off. I guess they never heard of Brockett down under before. We have put the bumper stickers you sent us, on the backs of our EOD Bomb Disposal Robots. Everyone laughed.  -Canadian soldier in Afghanistan

Gretchen is too hot!
Megan of Springfield is a huge B 99 fan! Gretchen a sexy B-99 fan from Vegas Adult Film Star Dave Cummings from Los Angeles

Tom & Gretchen say: "WE LOVE YOU GUYS!!! As Professional Artists & Agents we appreciate "Great Material" when we Hear or See it. We Listened To Brockett 99 all the way from Butte Montana to Newport Beach CA, then Back Home to Las Vegas. We are going to order Your full CD sets and have our friends and associates laugh their Asses off like we do everytime we listen to You! and by the way... we also specialize in Native American Art & Artifacts and therein much understanding the plight of the Native Americans... You are bringing humor and comedy to where it is most needed..laughter! NO ONE SHOULD BE OFFENDED. Keep going, we can't get enough!" Tom & Gretchen

 

Gribley atop of statue dedicated to those with a case of the yuk a flux.

 

Dug shows off his Brocket 99 pride at a Swiftkick concert in Virginia
Devilish Gretchen actually sells Native artifacts Gribley atop Mount Brocket Dug from West VA. rocks da rez

About 3 or 4 years ago, I was listening to the radio while out jogging.  I had on WJFK's "the Don and Mike Show," and just before they were about to come out of a break, they played a conglomeration of the first 15 minutes of the (Brocket 99) tape.    Needless to say, I was through running for the day... I had to stop and catch my breath; not from exhaustion, but from laughing!  I fervently listened to D&M every day afterwards, hoping to hear Brocket 99 again.  The next time I heard it, they were "indoctrinating" a new station, and so were going through some of their favorite sound-bytes and explaining them.  Don stopped the tape at "Take it from one who knows..." and said: "I love this part, because that means he's had the Lysol!"  Well, that echoed my sentiments exactly, and so I went on a mission to find out more about Brocket 99.

He can't see but he's got taste! Maria from the Phillipines Brocket 99 shows her spirit with an I love Brocket 99 sign! Michael Anthony FatHead grins talking on his radio show about his favorite parody.
Chris Blind Eyed Fuck from Baltimore A Brocket 99 fan in the Philippines Michael Brokenhead - S.W. VA.

 

 

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