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THE BROCKET 99 NEWS AND INFORMATION CENTER
FUCKIN WHITEY'S CUT THE BROCKET 99 BROADCAST TO SHREDS
Saturday May 3rd, 2003
Fuck I hate getting back into this but the liar is back with his snake oil. See, there's this person with a little web page and he, I guess, has been selling Brocket 99 for awhile. He promises a "real highest quality full version" on one CD. See, that can't happen because Brocket 99 is 95 minutes long and that doesn't include Rare and Un-released which I now have available too. It was put out by the originators about 3 years later. So that's about 20 minutes more. You're looking at 117 minutes of pure Brocket 99. This isn't the "not so Brocket" tribute and parody stuff.
UPDATE: I'LL BE REVIEWING THE LIAR'S CD SOON AND ON TOP OF CRAP QUALITY YOU DON'T GET MORE THAN ABOUT 60 MINUTES OF CONTENT.
How does he do it? How does the magic happen? If he's selling an audio CD, it doesn't. I was gonna let this guy alone to slander me and have his fun but now he's back like a tick on my ass and I'm going to expose this idiot for what he is. He is desperate. He offers a "100% satisfaction guarantee." Good luck with that. I've done it for 3 years with only a few returns because of defective discs. Well, I'm going to put up my own guarantee to fuck with him. Not only that but I guess I'll unveil the big news now. Because Brocket99.Net has already become a respected site amongst the believers, I've been contacted by the people behind Brocket 99 and am very proud to say that we have a full fledged 99.9% complete copy of the original master tapes! In addition, we have an alternate take of the Peter YellowHorn ending.
Here's what I am offering to anyone who will help me expose this other web page. I'll send you every Brocket CD in our library absolutely free, plus a tee shirt, and hell, okay take your choice of any Brocket 99 Product you want!
Monday April 28th, 2003:
Since debuting Brocket99.Net last month, I've received all sorts of Brocket related information and various copies of Brocket 99. The show is cut up and has been massacred. I don't mention names or web pages here but what many people have are 2 CD's that merge rip offs of B99 with the real broadcast and single CD's that at the most offer 80 minutes. Hasn't anyone got respect for keeping the show pure? These snake oil guys that say stuff like "I have the most original copy of the Brocket99 soundtrack" never tried to see if they had full copies to my knowledge. And anyways, soundtrack? What is this; Saturday Night Fever? They say don't be fooled. Listen; Don't you be fooled. The new CD set that I'm putting together is over 95 minutes long and comes from the most trusted source I have. The quality is beautiful! It's better than any Brocket 99 show I've ever heard in my life. Thank the Great Spirit for this person. And don't worry, we're going to offer this CD set at the very same price.
Here's some more great news. I've been given a 20 minute Brocket 99 compendium called "rare and un-released" which I believe may be from the original Brocket 99 creators! I will also have a new "Not So Brocket 99" CD soon with more parody songs and skits. Altogether that's over 155 minutes of Brocket! See if the others can do that. And we have ways of tracking our CD's and all dat dere. So, we'll know if the snake oilers are stealing our stuff. But look it's not just about selling our Brocket 99 stuff. It's about having the best quality for all of those true, hardcore Brocket 99 Fans. We just want to give you what you deserve. That's what Brocket99.Net is all about. Fans getting what they never have been able to get. By the way, I know that there are other good Brocket 99 sites out there. If any of you who haven't slandered this site, want to work with us, I'd be happy to discuss it. This should be a group effort instead of an attempt to stab one another in the back. Now onto da udder news.
Sometimes there are concerns that Brocket 99 is perpetuating racism towards native Indians. I think you'd have to say it's an individual thing. Even though I sometimes think Brocket style Ripoffs and parody songs take the stereotype too far, I believe that anyone that has hatred will use such things to their advantage. But you'd have to say the same of shows like the Soprano's.
Brocket 99 creators said that this show is a parody and if you can't take a joke, fuck yah! Amen. In a politically correct society where a few sensitive Perline's want to stop you from laughing, it's good to know that there are even natives that understand Brocket 99 is just a parody. A joke is always told at someone else's expense. So what? Do we stop laughing now? Now more than ever we need to laugh. Hatred and racism will always be here. Ask anyone who hates the "fuckin whitey's". Hatred is someone else's problem, not ours. The owner of Brocket99.Net happens to be part Cherokee. You don't see Michael (TooManyNames) BrokenHead going fucking boo hoo hoo do you? So lighten up Adolf. The people are winning, laughing and enjoying Brocket all the way to the Red Rooster!
The material on this web site is not to be reproduced through any means without the expressed written consent of VBE. If you want to use something, email me and tell me for what purpose and I'll get back to you. As it says below the Indian, ALL CONTENT (c) 2003 VBE
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