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THE BROCKET 99 NEWS AND INFORMATION CENTER
CENSOR THIS!
Wednesday June 18th, 2003
Although I'm not alone in writing this web site, I actually handle all of the updates, artwork, news, interviews and so forth. I run 3 other web sites as well and keep a full time job like most of you. So if you don't see an update every 7 days, you'll know why.
Unlike most Brocket 99 sites you've seen appear and disappear over the years, we're not going anywhere. We can't be frightened away by a bunch of politically correct assholes that cry every time some group of people is made light of. If you banned this type of comedy, many black comedians would have no material at all and be out of business. Trust a whitey who's been to a "black" comedy club and been the brunt of every joke told that night.
We have a very good knowledge of the law and our rights concerning free speech. However, that does not mean that this site is designed by of for hate mongers. We won't post guest book entries by hate groups or those with an "agenda" to make all natives look like drunkards and bums. Leave that to the Lethbridge Herald message boards and the pathetic few saps that believe they are local stars because they are the lone editorial writers on that board.
Having said that; Brocket99.Net is committed to fairness in this hotbed of controversy that still surrounds the legendary tape. I've decided to add a number of native facts to the site. You'll also find native music, (not just the traditional stuff, check this out) art and other cultural items of interest. If you don't like it, fuck yeh! I had plans to do it anyway. I'm not here to fuel hatred against natives any more than I want those who don't understand Brocket 99 to get away with trying to censor it.
A BIG THANKS to all of the kind words concerning the site. I'm somewhat stunned but very pleased to see all of the email and visitors. To date we've had 80,034 hits. I mean that is amazing! We've just scratched the surface of Brocket 99. There's too much more to come. So up and at em'.
More Brocket 99 rip offs will be available soon. The hard to swallow Radio CLIT and the even worse Drake Hotel parodies are coming to here to taunt the avid fan.
Looks like the "turnin that red skin redder since 1986" shirt is a hit. We'll be rollling those out in July. And thanks to a good friend who I've given the token title "VP of Brocket Operations", we'll have a product coming soon that I know you'll love.
There will be more products and Brocket related music coming to the site soon. If you have any suggestions, please send them to us. You've done a great job so far! Please put BROCKET 99 in the subject line of every e-mail to us. AN IMPORTANT NOTE FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING TO BUY BROCKET 99 PRODUCTS. WE WILL BE PHASING OUT SOME OF OUR ITEMS MADE BY CAFE PRESS. WE FEEL THAT THE PRICES ARE WAY TOO HIGH. THE PHASE OUT WILL BEGIN ON JUNE 29TH. WE PLAN TO HAVE SOME OF THE ITEMS FOR SALE INDEPENDENTLY BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING FROM THOSE STORES, BUY THEM SOON.
Well, since I can't access my fuckin whitey email, I guess that's it till da next time. That's it! It's over. There is no more Brocket. Good night!
Michael
